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12 Days of Christmas Art (97122306.DOC)

A very merry Christmas to you all!

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 

Twelve Drummers Drumming

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                      |:|        |:|        |:| `---` 
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           /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ 
           [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] 
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    Eleven Pipers Piping
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      ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_) 
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      (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) 
       |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   ||| 
       |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   ||| 
      _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ 
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    Ten Lords A-Leaping

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    Nine Ladies Dancing

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    Eight Maids A-Milking


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    Seven swans A-Swimming

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    Six Geese A-Laying
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        )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   , 
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         ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__) 




    Five Golden Rings

                        .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-. 
                       ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) 
                        '-'   '-'   '-'   '-'   '-' 



    Four Calling Birds

                     ___       ___       ___       ___ 
                    ('v')     ('v')     ('v')     ('v') 
                   ((   ))   ((   ))   ((   ))   ((   )) 
                 -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"-- 



    Three French Hens

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    Two Turtle Doves
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    And a Partridge in a Pear Tree 
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    SEASONS GREETINGS _...._
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Season's Greetings! Multi-Lingual Christmas Tree (ART) (MAIL0865.DOC)

     
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                    "GOD JUL"
                   "BUON ANNO"
                  "FELIZ NATAL"
                 "JOYEUX   NOEL"
                "VESELE   VANOCE"
               "MELE   KALIKIMAKA"
              "NODLAG  SONA  DHUIT"
             "BLWYDDYN  NEWYDD  DDA"
            """""""BOAS FESTAS"""""""
                 "FELIZ NAVIDAD"
                "MERRY CHRISTMAS"
               "KALA CHRISTOUGENA"
              "VROLIJK  KERSTFEEST"
             "FROHLICHE WEIHNACHTEN"
            "BUON  NATALE-GODT NYTAR"
           "HUAN YING SHENG TAN CHIEH"
          "WESOLYCH SWIAT-SRETAN BOZIC"
         "MOADIM LESIMHA-LINKSMU KALEDU"
        "HAUSKAA JOULUA-AID SAID MOUBARK"
       """""""'N  PRETTIG  KERSTMIS"""""""
            "ONNZLLISTA UUTTA VUOTTA"
           "Z ROZHDESTYOM  KHRYSTOVYM"
          "NADOLIG LLAWEN-GOTT NYTTSAR"
         "FELIC NADAL-GOJAN KRISTNASKON"
        "S  NOVYM  GODOM-FELIZ ANO NUEVO"
       "GLEDILEG JOL-NOELINIZ KUTLU OLSUM"
      "EEN GELUKKIG NIEUWJAAR-SRETAN BOSIC"
     "KRIHSTLINDJA GEZUAR-KALA CHRISTOUGENA"
    "SELAMAT HARI NATAL - LAIMINGU NAUJU METU"
   """""""SARBATORI FERICITE-BUON  ANNO"""""""
         "ZORIONEKO GABON-HRISTOS SE RODI"
       "BOLDOG KARACSONYT-VESELE  VIANOCE "
      "MERRY CHRISTMAS  AND  HAPPY NEW YEAR"
     "ROOMSAID JOULU PUHI -KUNG HO SHENG TEN"
    "FELICES PASUAS - EIN GLUCKLICHES NEUJAHR"
   "PRIECIGUS ZIEMAN SVETKUS  SARBATORI VESLLE"
  "BONNE  ANNEBLWYDDYN  NEWYDD DDADRFELIZ  NATAL"
 """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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(thanks to Verok Istvan for correcting a Hungarian spelling error)

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